Sunday, March 22, 2009

Falsafa continued

Nasha chadne ke baad... Nasha uterne ke baad

1. Tu Mera bhai hai…Bhai ki aisi ki taisi

2. Gadi mai Chalunga.... Driver samajh rakha hain kya

3. Abe abhi itni Aur Andar ja sakti hai…Bottle ke paise kaun dega

4. Tu bura mat manana bhai…Bura lage to mere isse

5. Mai teri Dil Se Izzat Karta hu…Izzat gayi bhad main

6. Aaj Chad nahi rahi hai kya bat hai…Saala itni pi li ki sar bhari ho raha hain

7. Tu Kya samajh raha hai mujhe lag gayi hai…Lag gayi re

8. Ye mat samajh ki piye me bol raha hu…Arre bolne ke laayak rakha kha hian tumne

9. yar kam to nahi padegi.. Saala carat khali kardi kachre main kaun fekega

10. Chhote Ek Ek Chhota aur ho Jae…Chotta karke itni pili ki ulti ho rahin hian ab kuch khane ki haalat main nahin hoon re

11. After 6 th Peg….:Baaap ko mat Sikhao. Main sone jaa raha hoon
12. Yar magar Dil dukha diya yaar…Dil ki to waat lag gayi hain (biwi yaha phir girlfriend)

13. Kuchh bhi hai Bhai hai Apna…Maaro re bhai ki maaro re
14. Tu Bolna Bhai kya chahiye…Jaan chahiye hazir hai ??? Jaan, ladki aur paisa chodke kuch bhi bol

15. Mere ko malum hai tere ko pyaar hoo gaya hai. Teekh hain na mujhe isse kya, mere ko thodi koi fayda hain

16. Tu chahta hai main ussko chodh dun ! Abey uske saath aur rehne ko pagaal kutta kata kya mujhe

17. Abe BHABHI ke baare main mat boolna koi bhi ! Raat gayi baat gayi
18. After Last peg : YAAR JINDAGI BARBAAD HOO GAYI YAHAN PE AAKE ! Dollar ke wazah se ruka hoon re

19. Main akele chala jayunga.. Chalo re sab chalte ho to jayenge nahi to jaana cancel

20. Tune mere se 2 peg kam pee thi!! .. Accha hua re tune jyada pi nahin, nahin to meri jaisi lag jaati teri bhi
21Aaj k bad fir nahi punga!! .. Chal shaam ko beththe hain
21. Ye neat peg _______(girlfriend)k naam ka...!! Girlfriend to kisi aur ke saath ghum rahin hain

Friday, March 13, 2009

Falsafa continued

IT world me ye teen cheezen aapse kabhi bhi cheeni ja sakti hain
Aapka project code, Aapki seat aur Aapka sukh chain

Client ki har galtiyaan aankh moondh kar ignore kardo,
Uske project plan aur expectation ko salaam karo,
Uski har bevkoofi ko uski nadaani samjho,
kyunki na samajh kar bhi aap uska kuch bigaad nahin sakte.

Quarter of IT employees ke bankrupt hone ka samay aa gaya hain
To summarize End of all expectations and dreams.