Insaan ke kitne rup

"Jo kal tak dushmani nibhaane ka ek mauka na chodte the
woh aaj pyaar mohabbat ki baatein karne lagein hain
mausam badalne lagein hain, ab ham jeene lagein hain

kal tak hum unse pareshaan the
aaj saath milke haste khelte kaam karne lagein hain
mausam badalne lagein hain, ab ham jeene lagein hain"

Insaan ka asli rup stressful aur panick situation main hi samajhta hain

Customer ko sambhalo to team hil jaati hain
Team ko sambhalo to customer hil jaata hain
Dono ko sambhalo to family hil jaati hain

Insaan ki soch

Bhagwan ne duniya banayi baaki sab made in China

Insaan ki soch hain
Jo sahin kiya woh hamne kiya
Baaki sab kiya dhara dusro ka.

Insaan ko apni majoori aur kamzori ka ehsaas akele rehne par hota hain
Yaha to usse majboori maar deti hain
Yaha fir kamzori kha jaati hain

You will loose your identity
If you change country or religion

Kal na apno ki kami thi na dosto ki,
Aaj social sites main doondhte hain apno ko ham yaha
Aane wala kal main ham kutte billiyon ke saath ghoomte nazar aayenge yaha

Dekh appraisal letter mayoos hue bandhe fir se

Appraisal letter milne lagein hain kal se
Dekh mayoos hue bandhe fir se
Chillar batein HR aur manager, gaali khayein ham sabse

Ham lagein sabko manane main aur project ko bachane main
Yeh to samay batayega kaun kisko satayega aur kisko rulayega
Iska anzaam customer aur company dono ko samajh main aayega

Kal tak har koi pehchaanta tha hamein
Dekh ke appraisal letter aaj hue anjaan ham sabse
Kal tak to hi hello ho bhi jaati thi ab to bye kehne ko bhi koi tayaar nahin

Har kise apni hike ki padi hain
Ham to unme se hain jinhe hike hi nahin mili hain

Dekh appraisal letter mayoos hue bandhe fir se

Income tax

Why Am I paying Income taxes ...
..so that Politician can make, break and amend rules as per their convenience to be followed by Indian citizen,
..so that Politician can increase my household expenditure as and when required,
..so that Politician can travel in SUVs,
..so that Politician can avail VVIP facilities and Z+ security,
..so that Politician can stay in palatial bungalows,
..so that Politician can go for an foreign travel with family, friends and relatives,
..so that Politician keen can run big business and get government contracts,
..so that Defense can safe guard Indian territory and have an mutual agreement to transfer allocated  
   lands in India to politicians and Builders,
..so that Government can run hospitals where people can breathe their last,
..so that Government can open schools and colleges which can make them Qualified Unemployed
  Professional,
..so that Government can run schemes to improve quality of life of poor politicians
..in short leave a king size life on common man's incomes.

Office office

Life is not about full of ups and downs,
but it is all about meeting expectations and expenses.

Ham zindagi bhar galti karte rahein
dhool chehrein par thi, ham aayina saaf karte rahein.

Emotions achho achho ko leke dubta hain
aur hamesha haan bolne wala hi sab ke baad office se ghar jaata hain.

When companies grow quickly, careers take care of themselves,
And when companies aren't growing quickly, that's when stagnation and politics creep in.

Corporate philosophy

हर आदमी मैं चहात होती हैं
भलें वो ताज महल ना बना सकें
पर दिल मैं तो दो तीन मुमताज़ होती हैं


हर दाग दाग नहीं होता
हर यार वफ़ादार नहीं होता
यह तो दिल के रिश्तो की बात हैं यारो
वरना सात फेरो के बाद भी प्यार नहीं होता


यारो अब तो ऑफीस आने से भी डर लगता हैं
अब तो मुझको दिन मैं भी रब्ब दिखता हैं
आज कल हर कोई लड़ने को आता हैं यहा
ऐसे लड़काओ के साथ रहते रहते
अब तो लड़ने को जी चाहता हैं यहा

No one is your friend in this professional world

You have 3 choices in life
Give up, Give in OR give it your all
So remember that falling down is part of life and picking yourself up is part of living.

There are 3 ways you can defeat your enemy
Arms and ammunition, Speech and writing

Every problem has an solution
Now it is up to you either you can fix it, forward it or live with it.

Never make enemy your friend, Never make your customer your friend,
Never make your peer member/seniors your friend,
Every one above given a chance can hamper your professional growth.
Except you no one is your friend in this professional world.